Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 06, 2022

When are felines earth movers? When they are "Cat"erpillars.

What’s the riddle?

But Heathcliff doesn’t talk. It’s gonna be hard.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who’s afraid of the big black bat?

Run…it’s the jinx of the sphinx!

Hey, riddle, riddle, the cat and gum bubble

The mouse jumped over the sphinx

The bro fish laughed to see such fun

And the robots ran away with the sinks

…

Ham The Sham & The Pharaohs

Uno dos, one two tres quatro

Ay, furry bully

Watch it now, watch it

Here he comes, here he comes

Watch it now, he get ’cha

Mousy told Ratty

About a thing she saw

It wore a Ham Helmet

And had a furry paw

Furry bullyyyy… Furry bully

Furry bully

Furry bully

Furry bully

Ratty told Mousy

Let’s don’t take no chance

Let’s blow some bubble gum

And fly over the sphinx

Furry bullyyyy…Furry bully

Furry bully

Furry bully

Furry bully

Watch it now, watch it watch it watch it

Aaaaaaaah! Fly! fly! fly!

Mousy told Ratty

That’s the thing to do

We get some gums and helmets

And then I’ll fly with you

Furry bullyyyy…Furry bully

Furry bully

Furry bully

Furry bully

Watch it now, watch it, here he comes

You got it, you got it…

nothing too complicated please. I’ve already got a bad headache.

LOL!

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails, and can’t see?

(Three blind mice!)