Greed is a sin, Rev. So your guests are only welcome if they pay?
My wife tried a new church, and like the laid back atmosphere. They had membership classes, and she asked me to go with her. The pastor handed out booklets, and “lesson 1” was “It’s in the Bible- Tithing means ‘the first tenth’ and that gross, NOT net!”
llong65 almost 7 years ago
gee, I didn’t know that was mandatory
david_42 almost 7 years ago
Better than grabbing a handfull. I’ve seen people do this.
tcayer almost 7 years ago
“So I took out a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign, ‘Thank You, Lord, for thinkin’ about me, I’m alive and doin’ fine!’”
tcayer almost 7 years ago
Greed is a sin, Rev. So your guests are only welcome if they pay?
My wife tried a new church, and like the laid back atmosphere. They had membership classes, and she asked me to go with her. The pastor handed out booklets, and “lesson 1” was “It’s in the Bible- Tithing means ‘the first tenth’ and that gross, NOT net!”