Herman by Jim Unger for May 23, 2012

The way he’s aiming that thing, I’d say she has greater concerns than her table getting scratched. Looks like SHE might be scratched.

Canon fodder.

In a minute it will no longer be “your” coffee table. To the victors’ go the spoils.

How nice – he bought a cannon to go with his battle-axe.

He’s about to get medieval on her.

For the bijillionth time it’s an end table not a coffee table!

You and what army are going to make me?

The recoil is likely to knock it off anyway.

Politically incorrect……

“But it reminds me of your mother…”

He just thought they had a lot in common. Fat bottom and a big mouth that’s always shooting off. And there’s the short fuse, too.

Honest officer, I don’t know how it went off…..

Another “Mythbuster” episode gone terribly,terribly wrong.