Herman by Jim Unger for June 30, 2015

Can give that chair to any of the guests, it would make them feel awkward.

Rupert!(ref: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

She plans her dinner parties to perfection but is always one man short !

It’s a miniachair.

Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? A: The steaks are too high.

source: http://jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/midgetjokes.html

How come I always get the loud bumpy shopping cart at the store?

I love the table setting – just right for company. :o)