Herman by Jim Unger for August 01, 2015

Or you could grow a beard and sleep the extra 5 minutes.

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Shave in the showerLet the water wash away the blood

Am I the only one who thought of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSZo0LydZGo

" If you paid me more money, you skinflint, I could afford a new razor blade !"

Didn’t matter how much time I had, what kind of blade I used, what kind of razor I used: I always looked like this. It’s why I grew a beard.

I’ve always shaved in the shower..I learned a long…long timeago never take a aspirin before I shower..

If you shave in the shower, you need a mirror.

I shave when I take a shower too, just takes less time overall, no mirror needed. Best part is I only have to shave on Sundays. (Kidding)

It is better if I avoid mirrors.My problem?I DO cast a reflection.