Okay, I’ll shut up. I’m not one that has to keep talkin’. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin’, but not me! I was brought up right, my pa used to tell me “shut up” and I’d shut up! I wouldn’t say nothin’! One time, darn-near starved to death – Wouldn’t tell him I was hungry!
Linguist almost 8 years ago
" Does that means she’ll have to shut off the yappomatic for awhile ? { I hope, I hope , I hope } "
Max Starman Jones almost 8 years ago
I did not know anyone could get away with jokes like this now.,
garcoa almost 8 years ago
A doctor makes beach calls?
dflak almost 8 years ago
My doctor and I have an agreement: if my wife shuts up for 15 minutes, we can declare her dead.
dflak almost 8 years ago
The average man uses 7,000 words a day. The average woman uses 20,000 words a day.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
" I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue "
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--Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Okay, I’ll shut up. I’m not one that has to keep talkin’. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin’, but not me! I was brought up right, my pa used to tell me “shut up” and I’d shut up! I wouldn’t say nothin’! One time, darn-near starved to death – Wouldn’t tell him I was hungry!
Foghorn Leghorn
LuvThemPluggers almost 8 years ago
But the average man hears……..what he wants to hear.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
I love Herman.