Looks to be a bit heavy on the gluten.
“Honey, I thought it was my oatmeal with milk.”
That is going to adversely affect his peristaltic movement…
“Hell, I’d like to see you produce one."
“Yes my dear , if it comes with a strong anti-acid” .
Won’t help his insides or the insides of the dishwasher either.
You say it’s bread, I say it’snot.
How long before it rises to the occasion?
I’ve heard of sticky buns but not sticky bread – talk about a sticky situation
No thank you, it’s not kneaded.
Maybe a gentle reminder that the oven doesn’t work.
If it’s homemade it’s got to be better than store bought…
It expands and bakes in your stomach.
UH ! Baby did you Forget to Bake It Again ???
(And followed by/Or.) Honey you do understand that “Instant Quick Bread Mix” doesn’t mean you Mix It and It Instantly Turns Into Bread ???
I’m thinkin’ the bread will RISE again.
One of my Mom’s batches went to the other extreme — could only be sliced with power tools…
his guts are toast…
“No, thank you; that one will suffice.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Looks to be a bit heavy on the gluten.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
“Honey, I thought it was my oatmeal with milk.”
PICTO over 5 years ago
That is going to adversely affect his peristaltic movement…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Hell, I’d like to see you produce one."
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Yes my dear , if it comes with a strong anti-acid” .
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Won’t help his insides or the insides of the dishwasher either.
Jeff0811 over 5 years ago
You say it’s bread, I say it’snot.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
How long before it rises to the occasion?
arianseren over 5 years ago
I’ve heard of sticky buns but not sticky bread – talk about a sticky situation
cdnalor over 5 years ago
No thank you, it’s not kneaded.
garcoa over 5 years ago
Maybe a gentle reminder that the oven doesn’t work.
paranormal over 5 years ago
If it’s homemade it’s got to be better than store bought…
CYGNUS X1 over 5 years ago
It expands and bakes in your stomach.
Space & Kitten over 5 years ago
UH ! Baby did you Forget to Bake It Again ???
Space & Kitten over 5 years ago
(And followed by/Or.) Honey you do understand that “Instant Quick Bread Mix” doesn’t mean you Mix It and It Instantly Turns Into Bread ???
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
I’m thinkin’ the bread will RISE again.
JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago
One of my Mom’s batches went to the other extreme — could only be sliced with power tools…
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
his guts are toast…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
“No, thank you; that one will suffice.”