Herman by Jim Unger for May 02, 2021

Sold.

Mine no longer fit me after 6 months.

It’s just the thing to go with her $1500 wedding dress.

If it’s for HIS wedding and SHE’S the bride: Get out NOW!

If it’s for a family wedding and she’s part of the family, she might consider helping him out, and I don’t mean $$$.

If it’s for non-family, keep quiet and let him make an exhibit of himself.

Best idea if you really need a suit, or a jacket and pants, for a one-timer, go to a thrift store for whatever charity you like. You can often find good quality stuff dirt cheap.

Thrift store near me still closed, Wonderfully near a museum with all the old appliances!

“Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.” – Henry David Thoreau

She’s really got a lot to say about it.

Whichever way the wedding goes, I get the feeling he’s up for it.

That should give her paws. and make her flea.

What do you wear to a wedding at a nudist colony?

Her look says everything.

Tight suits are in.

I suspect he won’t be wearing it before the wedding either.

What’s worse; a spouse that is embarrassingly frugal, or financially crippling?

Wanna bet? After feeding and clothing her you won’t be able to afford any clothes for yourself.

A large, paisley tie and who will notice?

I got remarried 17 years ago. We essentially wore what was in the closet. For the reception, we had pizza, chicken and ice cram cake at our house. Gifts were NOT expected. Everyone loved it.

It’ll look nice with your new bunny slippers.

While you’re at the flea market don’t forget to buy a flea collar

If that’s the bride, and he’s the groom, she just MAY be having second thoughts.