Herman by Jim Unger for October 03, 2021

He’s not homeless, just a transient.

Slip sliding away, slip sliding awayYou know the nearer your destinationThe more you’re slip sliding away

Have to fill out all the blanks on the report.

That got a chuckle out of me, something hard to do at the moment.

He just transitioned from a fixed address to a houseboat.

There goes the neighborhood.

That must be a very well built house if it can do all of that, especially wiping out the bowling alley. And since it is floating in the ocean you can live in your brand new house boat.

His complaint will go into the transient file.

“Okay. So … now why did you come to the police department?”

Must be California.

We had a one level ranch house in San Bernadino. We were waiting for the day when we’d have a split-level with ocean view.

I was trying to call the electric company about an electrical fire on a pole on the other side of town, but all their automated reporting system would let me report is an outage at my own house. “Just let me tell someone there’s a huge green fire up on your pole!”

But, that fixed his address alright.

For now until the pirate board it!

As an undercover agent for the PC Police I’m going to have to confiscate this cartoon. The attempt at subliminal suggestion by having the sign in the 3d panel read “ICE” is not allowed.

I better call and see if my bowling alley is still open.

Hold please. He’ll direct you to another department. Not necessarily a helpful one, though..

…but did it get a strike or a spare?…

No wonder the cop’s not interested, at this point it’s a job for the Coast Guard.

Forms are forms, they have to be filled in correctly or we cannot investigate.

“And here’s your citation for polluting the ocean.”

Malibu house racing.