Herman by Jim Unger for March 26, 2022

Lips like an Instagram woman.

It would kinda help if you’d buy some street clothes.

The tears of a clown…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDVceKdx1UY

He could still make money at office parties and the like. Wouldn’t have to do anything but walk in.

Think so?

They probably don’t miss him though. He went into politics, so he’s still in the circus.

Politics not a fulfilling career any longer?

No kidding…..

If you’re feeling nostalgic for the circus, you could always watch the national news…

At least his clothes still fit after all that time.

The circus rolls around every 4 years

His clothes never go out of style.

now i’m a congressman

You can take the clown out of the circus… but for god’s sake, why would you want to?

Bring your own circus.

It was a good job, but the carpooling was a joke.

irl we call it retiement