Herman by Jim Unger for May 06, 2022

Yeah, that’s what happened

And weaker.

All sorts of things happen when one gets older. Few of them good.

He is a Gentleman and a wise man. :-D

Till they tried the flying catch from " Dirty Dancing "…

Lately I’ve noticed my pants and shirts have been shrinking.

He stopped growing. She didn’t.

Arms do shrink when you get older. I remember when mine got too short to read a newspaper.

…but her size increase, had nothing to do with it….

Dance the polka, and meet your downstairs neighbours.

With most ballroom dances you don’t have to put your arms around the other person.

A very smart husband indeed. He missed his calling in politics……..

He needs to get a pair of extendo arms like Inspector Gadget.

That’s why you don’t start doing pushups from a standing position.

Chalkin’ and huggin’ by Hoagy Carmichael

Woman is the measure of all things.

Ergo, his arms are shorter.

It’s getting a lot harder to dip these days.

Well played, dood.

Yeah just look at the size of the hippo he married1

Herman comics wives almost always overbear the men. They never show the other way around (husbands overbearing)… but maybe that’s the joke, because it’s that way more often in real life.