Herman by Jim Unger for August 03, 2023

What? No basketball?

Brilliant.

Where did he put the Speedos?

How did the judges rate the skating routine?

So many targets to choose from.

Were these trophies in use when they were bagged?

One man’s view.

That’s more like it.

The middle trophy shows it all, he’s batty.

He’s got game

From IMDb: Duck! Rabbit, Duck! (1953)Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck

[Bugs is disguised as a game warden]

Elmer Fudd : Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I’ve been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?

Bugs Bunny : Why certainly, my boy.

[Holds up a baseball]

Bugs Bunny : It’s baseball season!

[Elmer laughs dementedly]

Bugs Bunny : [Throws the baseball] Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it!

[Elmer runs after the baseball, shooting it repeatedly]

George is also quite the sport. He’s game for almost anything.

Buck Owens, “Big Game Hunter”, 1973…

he is still questing for the soccer trophy. will he score before time runs out?

This way its always hunting season

Don Martin two-pager: Two men are playing chess in the woods. The loser is so mad he picks up the board, pieces and all, and hurls it through the air. Turn the page. A motorist driving through the woods nears a “Game Crossing” sign as the board and pieces fly across the road.

And he has a trophy wife.

G R O A N — LOLOL