Herman by Jim Unger for January 14, 2024

time for hearing-aids

It’s a natural mistake. Most people order gorilla instead of vanilla.

She’s the gorilla my dreams.

I’ve never seen gorilla flavor. Moose tracks, yes.

“How much is that Rocky Road in the window??”

Try gorilla milk, It’s hairy!

A combination of delicious, sweet, almond coconut milk with the additional nutrients of the green juice! Perfect for kids and adults and an easy way to ensure getting your daily dose of veggies! Ingredients (Almond Coconut Milk)1 Cup Almonds (Soaked 24 hours)3 Cups Coconut water1 Cup Coconut Meat (from a young coconut)Dash Himalayan SaltDash Cinnamon2 heaping TBS Liyf EssentialsIngredients (Green Juice)1 Bunch Black Kale (or any Kale you can get)1 Bunch Parsley1 Bunch Cilantro1 Bunch Celery1 Cucumber1 ApplePreparation (Almond Milk)Blend Almonds & water thoroughly until smoothStrain mixture through a nut bag or a fine strainer and collect the milk in a bowl.Pour the milk back into blender and add rest of ingredients.Blend well.

Ewwww

Do you have that in chocolate?

What’s the brand? Hork’n Doze?

Cherry Ice Cream costs extra without the pits. Butterscotch comes in tartan cones of various patterns.

Well that made a monkey of him. He must feel like an ape.

They have BACON in ice cream now – I’m done with frozen desserts!

He had to taste it?

I wonder if one of the over 1000 flavors is dung beetle?

There are virtues to visual menus.

Did the company that makes the jelly beans for Hogwart’s expand into the ice cream business?

Counter guy should get to wear it, just because.

I hate when the gorilla hairs get in my teeth and on my tongue! Eww

Should have tried the Emu.

It looks like something cut off a gorilla.

You know if you had asked for Fresh Oregon Boysenberry Sugar, you wouldn’t have had that problem.

Do they even make plain old vanilla anymore? That’s like going to a coffee shop and ordering plain black coffee.

The gorilla float is better. 2 scoops of gorilla, and root beer

He knew it wasn’t vanilla just by looking at it. He should not have tried tasting it. ICK!!