Home Free by Tom Toro for October 30, 2024

What did he expect? Rhetorical question.

squirrel for thanksgiving

That’s kind of what I thought the pumpkin was going to look like when I saw all those pieces flying through the air on Friday. Come on, Milo! Now you have a cautionary tableau showing what happens to those who overindulge on Halloween. Squirrel puts the “trick” in trick-or-treat.

Told ya…

I did a squirrel experiment once.

I took an empty coffee can and filled it with bird seed. A squirrel found it have decided it was his, and wouldn’t let any other squirrel get to the can. The squirrel finished the entire can, and when it was empty, scurried off.

That squirrel could have exploded.

It looks like Squirrel could explode. Milo wouldn’t have to do anything.

Darn! We will never get to see the masterpiece. Squirrels!!!

It’s hideous.

It’s a shell of it’s former self!!!

What? Somebody had to say it.

Why am I surprised? This is the obvious outcome!

Ah, now I see. I didn’t see the last cartoon! It woulda been MORE obvious!

BETRAYAL!!

Squirrel stew for supper will have a hint of pumpkin flavor.

It’s not a betrayal, the poor Squirrel can’t resist her voracious instinct.

So squirrel kebab for dinner tonight eh.