Home Free by Tom Toro for November 13, 2024

I’ve seen enough reporters getting caught up in a turkey stampede while attempting a puff piece on turkey farms, to know Milo is setting himself up.

I SWEAR, they can fly!!

“They’re perfectly friendly” – the LAST thing I want to hear about my (potential) dinner!

I prefer my turkey all cleaned up and well packaged. If I had to pick a live one I would have to skip Thanksgiving all together.

I love Milo.

Sigh…

Does Milo eat chicken-nuggets?

Go Milo!

Long prelude to Thanksgiving…