Imogen Quest by Olivia Walch for July 21, 2017
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bread for having way more sugar than I thought was possible?? potatoes for pairing too well with salt and grease and omg I can't stop eating these truffle fries asparagus for its wanton affair with cassio, whom I promoted in place of the older iago. ah, how I regret it now, for wre it not for dear iago, I would know not the treachery of asparagus, my erstwhile. love. Fie! avocados 250 calories?! but you're green, avocados! you're green.
katzenbooks45 over 7 years ago
Not to mention the dreaded “asparagus pee”.
ladywyntre over 7 years ago
Thanks—I’d been way too long without a good Othello joke.