In Security by Bea R. for November 20, 2017

I’ve heard of crazy folks, but these 4 parents are ridiculous!

“Meet The Press” this ain’t.

More like ”Crossfire.”

I understand the concept of perspective, but for some reason Mum’s head seems ginormous here.

This reminds me way too much of way too many Thanksgivings. ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Am I reading too much into it that Sedine’s Dad is looking directly at Sedine’s Mom when he voices his dialogue today …?

Actually, money was invented long before capitalism was. It just works out so much easier for trade when there’s an agreed medium to trade in. You don’t have to worry about trading your goats for his chickens when he don’t happen to want your goats.

Sam and Sedine need to go into the witness protection program.

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If you both were going for the Norman Rockwell effect… fuggetaboutit.

It begins…

Hello and welcome to this special edition of Joe Thanksgiving

Y’know…Sedine’s Dad does seem to be the only one who’s actually happy to be there…

My solution to all this mess? Skip the family and go to a Chinese Buffet! They usually serve some special goodies on Thanksgiving.

Mrs. Sedine still has a tight grip on her purse.

Sedine should give her guests the bird. ’Cept for Dad. Give him a drumstick. Should Sedine and Sam give the wishbone a tug, all the guests might vanish!

Okay, Sedine where are did you put the Nunchaku? Time to bring them out and clear the table.

Sedine and Sam, put the ear plugs in and sit and eat. Ignore them.

Single-panel goodness from Bea R. Glad she set a glass of wine front and center. This family could make a person thirsty.

Just like Family… Make all that effort, create a ‘perfect’ dinner and all they can do is bitch and whine about it.

Did Sedine bake that turkey wearing only an apron?

I would like to thank everyone for coming… NOW SHADDUP AND EAT!!!

With Sedines mother I´m starting to wonder how her father can be so aggressive – don´t he know he is part of the patriachy and so on. Being aggressive is demeaning to his wife, and part of how he suppresses her being a bigot and misoginist, and … did I forget any other pop words they use?

Also…tell Sam’s Mom that it ain’t proper to say ain’t ‘cause ain’t ain’t in the dictionary.

So it’s either Sedine’s money obsessed mom and Sam’s silly hippie parents. At least her dad seems half way normal.

Sedine’s dad is probably like I’m just here

They say all that, but you know they’ll eat the turkey regardless.