In Security by Bea R. for February 17, 2018

Gotta admit, I’m kind of envious of Sedine’s sculpting talent, even if it was born from madness, she’s kind of like Szayelaporro Granz in that respect.

And Sedine calls Gabby evil.

All of a sudden Sam is finding common ground with Charlene.

And correct me if I’m wrong: but is that monkey getting eviller looking the more it’s drawn?

You know this thing’s not so scary the third day, I think I might get one myself.

Much like a gargoyle, it might drive away evil spirits.

And salespeople.

And visitors.

And friends.

Pretty much everyone, come to think of it. ✨

And I’m beginning to hear Clo-Chi screaming …

https://youtu.be/-ctvlECCcjQ

Sam, this there ever a time you needed help from the Good Lord is now. To save you from that abomination your wife is obsess with!

This reminds me of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story. This is your leg lamp, isn’t it Bea?

Keep digging that hole, Sam.

Needs exposure? Maybe direct sunlight will kill it.

It would fit best guarding the Man Cave (aka “The Pamper Camper”). To center the Clo-Chi in Roy’s backyard would be fitting revenge for his interrupting cuddle time, while saving the neighborhood from an eye-melting vision. That which sees, hears and speaks evil is best kept out of sight.

C’mon, she’s been cray-cray ever since you known her… She cute, but she cray.

Uh, who said the “woo” in the first panel?

Sam, go into the kitchen, get a snack and a beer and all will be well.

Or better yet. Now is the time to take Sedine upstairs and take a “nap”.

Monkey’s and chimps are scary. Some left one in our house at our Halloween party one year and it sort of moves around on its own.

If Sedine puts that—that—beast on the lawn, Roy will likely steal it for his lawn.

Or maybe Gabby will find a kindred spirit.

And now, the neighbourhood’s new security system has been activated.

It’s a major award!

Is it just me or does Clo-Chi look like he’s casting some kind of voo-doo spell on you? Ah well, at least Sedine still looks great in her sexy business suit. [I’ve always been a fan of the ‘professional/corporate’ woman look.]

For the good side, that could keep Roy away.

The World hopes Clo-Chi came with a gift receipt.

Test…test…is this thing on?

Love Me Love My Monkey ;p