In Security by Bea R. for July 28, 2018

I think I have sand in my pants too. Or something. I’m really starting to looove Ellie. Sorry Sedine. Nice moves.

Was that my spin like a ballerina?

How did she get sand in her pants? Sedine put it there didn’t she? XD

I can see why she loves cats so much, she moves just like one! Is it possible she IS part feline? XD

I bet Cheetoosie would be green with envy, Ellie apparently beats her speed, no contest!

Alright… off to Chix and Wings to celebrate. WOO

But that’s a grass field.

Sand or squirrels?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OID7gA8fcaw

“Player Count”™ …

- 3 in Panel 1

- 4 in Panel 2

- 5 in Panel 3

- 9 in Panel 4

Hubbs’ “Woo” is cut off from its pointer today. ✨

Hubbs has sand in his pockets and rubs his hands in it to get a good grip on the football.

Ellie caught the football, but the sand on the football kept going, first through her shirt, and then downwards as she danced about.

Simple answer, wasn’t it.

Hubbs will offer to help remove the sand when the team showers after the game.

Sand Extensions

Get a five-gallon bucket and fill it with sand. With your fingers straight and closed tight together, thrust your hand into a bucket of sand. Next, spread your fingers apart as quickly as possible. Remove hand and repeat. Depending on your strength levels this could be a maximal effort movement (if you’re weak) or a dynamic/repeated effort method (if you’re stronger).

As a side note, sand isn’t the only substance you can use. I guess you could stick your hand in pebbles, mud or a big pot of Aunt Bessie’s Oatmeal if you feel so inclined. (If you’re worried about your manicure right now, then you’re reading the wrong article!)

Plunging the side of your hand into dry rice is an old method of training for karate.

There was a Japanese movie where it wasn’t the hand being thrust in t—-well, no need to go into detail.

You Tube:

Vince Young hand and arm strength training.

I thought she only had that problem with her corporate bosses.

Panel 3: I’m not sure I get the “juke” part… looks more like “the pinball” to me!

Hubbs loves to play

His nerves at bay

He wishes she were here.

For on the turf

He knows his worth

There’s nothing he does fear.

See Ellie play

She saves the day

The juke! She leaps! She spins!

Hubbs jumps for joy

“Al” is his boy

He cheers and laughs and grins.

Panel one is suitable for framing, as Ellie eludes tackles with the grace of a ballerina. You can’t tackle what you can’t touch. Her calm focus as she leaps over would-be tacklers makes clear her superiority at this violent, land acquisition game. The victims of the juke fall like reenactments of Ellie’s failed dates. We’ve never seen Hubbs so happy! He’d jump for joy if he knew what was really in her pants…

Didn’t I say this girl was fast and that she could run and jump? Woo, hoo.

If Hubbs hugs her hard enough, maybe there’ll be some woo.

Sand is better than ants in your pants.

Add athleticism to Ellie’s talents. Great moves!

Sand in the pants? That’s probably the secret to how Antonio Brown does it.

Here comes Hubbs, bear-hug a’comin’!

(see what I did there with “bear”?)

You know, I think Hubbs is going to hug her. Wait a minute … Hubbs … is going to … HUG HER!!!

Oh, Lord…

Wowzer! Who woulda thunk it?

WOOHOO, just received my copy of the book. Looks like I’ll be busy for awhile. Doing the happy dance.

Sand in your pants, Al? Just take them off and shake them out! P.S. My birthday’s next month so I’ll be ordering the book soon, a little gift to myself!