In Security by Bea R. for March 15, 2019

Just add it to the list of other things you need to teach him.

Third panel wow!

By all means he should have been killed dozens of times from tripping on his shoelaces, he must be luckier than I give him credit for. Unless constant tripping helped his muscles build a durability.

No Ellie don’t teach him! If he learns how to tie knots now he’ll just run off and join the Navy! XD (Army-Navy football games you know, with Hubbs the Navy will never lose again)

Rebelled how exactly? Also in panel#2 that’s a lot of lace for such a little guy, did he get settled with girls shoes that have the laces double as jump ropes? Hey, that might be a good idea…

That’s right, Ellie. You teach him… teach him well.

One word …

So much she can teach him

So much Hubbs does not know.

With Ellie as his tutor

Hubbs Hubble sure to grow.

Dude… did you ever think that may be the reason why you were rejected by most teams you tried out for?

Please, everyone knows that the phrase is “because, you know, Dark Souls” (=P)

He could’a tried loafers.

Panel two: Top ten saddest anime deaths of all time.

Betcha he’s a Cowboys fan.

Actually if you look at the football players today, the intelligence level is way below 3rd grade. They probably hire someone to tie their shoes.

Al, what you need to teach him is “girls.” What they look like, what they feel like, their mannerisms, their speech and thought processes and how they smell. Once you get that down pat, he might realize you are a girl. I must admit, you are one patient lady.

Teach him or buy him a pair of loafers.

Why didn’t he just buy laceless shoes?

What a coincidence. I was just giving my coworker a hard time about her Chucks today! She said this is the way they come. I said tie your damn shoes! :)’

Bea right now: https://youtu.be/gkTb9GP9lVI