In Security by Bea R. for May 09, 2019

Hopefully Sam has hooked her bike up to the electrical grid.

Clearly he needs to [REDACTED] harder. -nods-

…Seriously though, this comic is really pushing that PG rating. Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

Yup. Its ALWAYS the Mans fault. Best to wake up in the morning Gentlemen turn to your wife and apologize for what you may—-No, WILL do today.

What is she going to do next, yell that at his crotch with a megaphone?

All week Sedine had the radiance of a pregnant woman, now she wants it back.

Feel lucky he can try at all, he works nights you know! XD

Cereal says “Diet O’s”, didn’t know “O’s” could be fattening, but why is Sam eating them? In this diet together maybe, so I guess Sam’s next on the cycle, or he could take Sedine up on her offer in the last panel, either way they’ll be burning a lot of calories. ;)

You are just supposed to be a love machine, Sam.

Sam: “You want that? Well, why didn’t you say so?” (Of course, after the epic fails of the perfume that smells like doughnuts, and the “cake bit,” she may have a point…)

Yakko: (kiss) Good night everyone.

Yes, Sam. You need to put more into working that hard stuff.

It takes two to tango,girl.

Hopefully Sedine knows the Heimlich maneuver.

Going to have to sallow that last bite twice.

The pool of sweat on the floor under the bike is priceless.

My ex dumped me ‘cause I couldn’t get up her knocked up. Hubby #2 (now ex #2) didn’t have better luck either. The guy in between did. But we tried, lord did we try.

Again, Sedine is young (under 25), tiny, and seems to jump from street to stress. Her cycle is more than likely not in any sort of regular pattern. Get some exercise, eat right and calm down. And have a predictable cycle.

Maybe if Sedine rubbed jelly all over her body Sam would take her up on her offer.

Yeah, Sam, try harder!

You know what? Judging from the lingerie-potato-chip episode, and the naked-under-the-apron episode, I’d have to say Sedine is probably right. It IS Sam’s fault, he’s not trying hard enough. Or often enough.

Looks like Sedine’s gonna have to lay off the Funky Podunkis for a while.

a hard man is good to find…

My god, that last panel literally had me do a spit-take in laughter! I thought that only happens on TV, but clearly not. God, I love this series!

Love the kitchen decor!

I know I would be trying extremely hard with Sedine.

Be careful, Sam… While she’s losing weight, she’s also building muscle.

How did Sedine loose weight so quickly? Cartoon physics?

Also if Sedine was really gaining weight, shouldn’t the body proportions of her unusually skinny legs have matched to rest of her body?

You know this particular panel is really funny after about 6 beers. We went to a charity ball tonight, spent too much on a silent auction, good food and drank too much local crafted beer (you have to try them all, right?) Well, got home, I opened up to see new comments and looked at the comic again. I started laughing and well, thank God for Saran Wrap on the key board:-D Damn, I love this comic!

Oh, by the way, smoked trout on those little bread pieces with Jalapenos, tomatoes, cheese and slices of Avocado are out of this world good!

Did I get censored? I didn’t think it was any filthier than anything that was already there.

Well sedine, if you feel sam didn’t try hard enough, instead of riding the exercise bike maybe you should be riding him. wink(just a thought)

Sam, how can you NOT get that beauty pregnant? Jeez, man…