In Security by Bea R. for May 31, 2019

Girls like Ellie need to be experts at avoiding the creepy grope!

Roaming paws

And groping claws

Ellie learned to dance.

Carry tray

Hip check and sway

Creeps don’t get romance.

Hubbs in awe

At what he saw

Al shows him a move.

Hubbs would dance

Given the chance

Ellie makes him groove.

Also how Fred Flintstone once got his bowling mojo back …

https://youtu.be/z3q5oWdPPyE

Teach Hubbs to dance, “Al.” But make sure he leads.

seem to recall story of basketball player who took ballet lessons

Uh, Ellie, I would love to dance with you and I’d be okay tackling you too.

It’s funny till someone gets hurt…..then it is hilarious!

Upon further reflection, I think that to Ellie, Dancing = Avoidance. She uses “Dance” as a term of getting paws off of her, whereas usually dancing means you want hands on you somewhere.

Has she never actually danced with a nice guy who wasn’t also trying to grope her? Has every dance been an athletic form of tackle-breaking?

Once the truth is out, Hubbs needs to show her how a gentleman treats his girl, and what dancing is truly like!

Love the PINK laces on the pigskin.

It will be interesting to see how he handles dancing with a “guy”. I would hope that he wises up, but I doubt it.

“C’mon baby…let’s do the Twist…”

AFAIK, ballet should be part of the training routine of a football player