In Security by Bea R. for March 06, 2021

R.I.P.V.W. ✨❤️✨

( Somehow, I hadn’t noticed Sam has switched from gingham to dots … )✨❤️✨

Confirmed:

Boat anchor deluxe.

Sedine looks legitimately upset, and I understand, I also think Ellie might be a little upset about this too, after all that beetle drove her to the hospital to give birth to Al, I bet she’s sentimental about it too.

Will this arc turn into a flashback about how these two wound up with the car to begin with?

Will Sam and Selene get a ticket for littering?

Punchbuggy!

why would you screw up a perfectly good vw with a front engine conversion?

Notice the salesman’s glasses.

When filling the doctor’s prescription, this angry customer said he wasn’t being treated as fairly as a used car salesman should be treated.

But the optician wrote it out exactly as if he were a used car salesman….

The stems came extra.

Maybe I should have adopted that tactic the last time I traded in a car…

Just tell us which ones the monkey’s insurance will pay for.

Car dealers are so desperate for sales they will pretty much do anything. I had a ’98 Dodge Ram 4×4 with over 300,000 miles on it and when I traded it in, they gave me over 10K for it. It had dents, faded paint…

Looks like the Bluesmobile, but it made it to it’s destination.

Your sales pitch needs work, dude.

Fare thee well, Herbie… At least you went out with a bang.

Or should I say, a boom.

Wanna get a new car salesman in a panic?

Tell them you’ll walk out the door if a second person comes up and uses the word “lease” in your presence.

Actually did this.