In Security by Bea R. for November 17, 2021

It’s the owner’s son.

“It’s a Metaphor.” ✨❤️✨

A football player who calls himself a said would be pretty suspicious to me, besides what else can you get for a team called “the Diners”; a hamburger named “Burg R. Enfries, the Diner’s special”?

Bill seems popular with the ladies, which is strange I doubt in any of the dates those girls have been on they’ve had to pick up the check.

Hey, I just noticed Bill has a date marked on him, hard to tell but I think it’s 6/29/21, maybe 21? Probably not 27 since there was no comic on 6/27/21.

Hubbs better ignore the mattress/bill for his own good. Maybe El’s Pent up emotions are sexual frustration – misidentified as anger?

Perhaps Hubbs and El can use the mascot costume for de-escalating the frustration…and reduce the swelling Hubbs is experiencing?

Naaawwww she’s still there to clean his clock, and not lube his gears.

They could’a done “Check, the Bill,” but Buffalo might have something to say about it.

3 panels. bet ya to it

Dunno,Hubbs,but I DEFINATELY approve the cheerleaders.

Of course the Saints got it right! In the very early days of the team (1960s-early 70s), the mascot was a live Saint Bernard dog named Gumbo.

It should have been “Ellie the waitress." Should could have helped the team instead of trying to kill it. Remember Ellie in the great football pose with Sedine – she was hot and loveable back then. https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/02/04

I don’t know Hubbs, I think that mattress will be very useful as a shield soon.

They used to have an invoice costume, but it wasn’t as good.

Definitely a Debbie Downer.

Is the “bill” Ellie?

I’m sorry, Hubbs… I don’t know what to tell you, except that better ideas have already been taken.

But when will he become a law?