In Security by Bea R. for January 17, 2022

Exploring the dark side of the farce, I see.

SECURITY!!!!! GET THESE BOZOS OUTTA THE FRONT ROW, NOW!!!!!!!

Hubbs must get his nose from Mom. ✨

Love the composition of Panel #1 today. ✨❤️✨

Panel #4 is yet another one that would benefit from these ambient sounds …

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_0udsvqAibg

I’m wondering if Hubbs might be thinking of Al right about now?

Poor Hubbs, after a lifetime of not having a father everyone wants him for a son but for all the wrong reasons. Even Darth Vader returned from the dead and came over from a long time ago and a galaxy far far away for the money.

You know Hubbs’ real dad has a similar nose to Ms. Edith…are they related? If so Hubbs’ family life is more screwed up than I expected. Making family out of some of the strangers might be the better alternative.

“I am Sparticus!”

That’s definitely disturbing

I think Ellie’s voice chimed in at the wrooooooong time.

SECURITY ALERT! SECURITY ALERT! WOO WOO WOO WOO!

Yesterday was my 13th birthday!

Yup, if get money, you get relatives you didn’t know you had.

Poor Hubbs…

Is that Count Orlov?

The sad thing is, this sort of thing could actually happen in real life.

Sorry you lost money in Vegas, I’m not helping. Bye.

The QB in such an important game should be insulated from distractions. Somebody needs to be handing him a Microsoft Surface Tablet that he can toss into the wall at 100 mph when reviewing a replay.

That guy in the dark suit, Panel #3 on the far right, with the clear, deep voice “I am your father!”

Hubbs: “No! No! That’s not true! That’s impossible!”

Dark suit: “Search your feelings, Hubbs, you know it to be true….”

Guys, there still an game going on. Wait till after to try to con him

This is a terrible moment for Hubbs right now…

But I have to give the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL to Bea R. for adding Darth Vader to the group of wanna-be daddies in Panel Three.

“Hubbs… I am your father!”

Now would be a good time for the Half-Time Show. Hubbs could use the time to hide in his locker.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… Hubbs really needs his mother right now.

The timing of the Father seems suspicious, as if the Coach of the Skipjacks has found a way to mess with Hubb’s head…

Aren’t humans nice? Nice parasites anyway.

Well, think about it.

Money is what it’s all about in the end, right?

Football, that is…