In Security by Bea R. for March 22, 2022

cue Benny Hill Music/Chase Scene Combo.

It’s only illegal if you get caught!

Judge for yourself …

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aoWsPRzzia8&t=8s&pp=2AEIkAIB

I would be happy to tackle Sedine for it.

Plus, bonus bucket of chicken…..

As someone who prefers baseball to football, I agree with Sedine here. RUN SEDINE!!!! LET YOUR LITTLE FEET DO THEIR STUFF!!!!!!

“Flag on the play!”

“Backfield in Motion”

But the Guard is too oblivious to notice!

“He can’t be a red-blooded American here? Not with that backfield motion, there, Troy”

Is the NFU a Canadian stadium league?

This could mark the end of the game if they don’t have another ball.

Sir Chunky-Pants and Sam graduated from the same security training school.

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Or some other total improbability.

Just push it into the bucket of chicken…then again it might get lost in those infinite depths.

I’m with Sedine on this, that ball is hers on principle. Besides she can outrun this heavyset “security-lard”.

Was that printed on the back of the game tickets?

What – you only have one? C’mon…

Run girl run!!

Or should we leave the Skippers with a fried-chicken, grease-cursed ball?

Yes, give it to the skippers, grease up their hands.

Yeah! Fight the man!

Now we know who will be banned from the NFU events for life.

Nice view in panel 5 !

The people in the lower right corner are a cameo of some of BeaR’s neighbors.

The man is frowning because it wasn’t much of a cameo.

You can do it Sedine, just ditch the heels firsts!

And now it’s time for the HALF-TIME SHOW, brought to you by… Unlimited Fried Chicken.

We make football finger-lickin’ good!