In Security by Bea R. for April 02, 2022

With as much beer that gets consumed at a football game, the rest rooms are anything but ever empty…..

How much you wanna bet she gets desperate and tried to flush herself in a panic?(Needless to say with poor results)

Hey you think you’re trapped, at least you’re not Hubbs, there’s no maniacal cinnabon-haired bimbo closing in on you.

Must be a fairly young crowd, to make it as far as halftime…

I saw this coming.

She thought the room was bad when she first walked in …..wait till she sees, hears, and smells the aftermath.

Actually in sports stadiums it’s quite common for women to use the men’s room as their bathrooms commonly have lines snaking down the hall. Really not a problem.

Okay, Charlene, show you have grace. Get up, walk out calmly and smile. They will part like the Red Sea.

At least it would mostly be guys doing #1, unless they all been holding their farts in

She may be in a panic, but at least she is not wearing high heels.

Well, looks like she’s going to be a while. Now, I wonder where her husband is…?

My wife and I went to a baseball game at Fenway park around 30 years ago.

During the 7th inning stretch, she left to use the women’s bathroom.

After returning about 20 minutes later, she sat there with a faraway look on her face.

So I asked her what she was thinking about.

She said that there was something wrong with the women’s bathrooms, but she couldn’t put her finger on it.

I leaned over to her and said, “The women’s bathrooms were designed by a man.”

Her face and eyes lit up and she said, “Thats it!!”

Just get up and leave. The other people will be too busy to notice.