Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 13, 2008
Transcript:
Tyr: After sacrificing my hand to save Asgard, the dwarves forged a metal hand for me deep in the bowels of the earth, using their vast cunning and dark elves' magic! It can withstand the flames of a dragon, the weight of a giant, and the claws of a gryffon!! It holds my axe true and with this enchanted gauntlet I shall never miss my mark!! But, no, it doesn't get wifi. Hamhock: Ha! iPhone: one, magic dwarf hand: zero!
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Let’s see, Hamhock with and over rated iPhone vs. Tyr with a magical hand. Tyr 1 Hamhock -50.
Jab Jr 1957 about 3 years ago
Just about anyone can get a smartphone, but it’s very danged difficult to get an enchanted metal hand. You could have the phone and the hand.