Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 01, 2010
Transcript:
captain: Y'know, you spend your whole life in public service...saving countless lives and asking for nothing in return! But you make one error in judgement and suddenly you're evil?? it's not right!! ralston: Cap, you sold baltimore to an evil alien overlord. captain: oh, don't tell me we're not all better off!!
Aryalover over 14 years ago
Cap’s right. I used to live there.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yeah, Cap, we’re better off now, but can you imagine how much trouble we’ll be in when he finds out there’s no refunds?!?
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Too bad no one will take Ohio
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ji2m, I think the deal for Los Angeles was closed loooong ago.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Yeah, but they got the Orioles so now they want a refund.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s not fair to Baltimore. Make it Camden, NJ.
trekkermint over 14 years ago
give the overlord detroit too
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
At least Cap got a better deal than Calvin. He sold the entire planet to a couple of aliens for the price of 50 leaves (properly identified and labelled) (and he STILL got a “D” when he turned in his leaf collection to Miss Wormwood).
grungekid over 14 years ago
Wait…. I thought we were ALREADY owned by Evil Alien Overlords…. Are we talking about City Council, or is there someone else…?