Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 19, 2010
Transcript:
tyr: ms. amazement, you're an ancient celtic warrior, right? woman: yeah. so? Tyr: so, where's your broad-sword? woman: Tyr, as a superhero I can't go around just stabbing my enemies!! tyr: well, of course not! tyr: you've gotta also cut off their heads and display them as a warning to others!!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
A nice decorative touch to spruce up the neighborhood.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Ah, springtime … when a young man’s fancy turns to severed heads.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
“Broadsword would be the politically incorrect term. Mssword would be correct. Please use it so you won’t be msjudged.”
cstewart23 over 14 years ago
That’s how I deal with mice in my apartment.
craigwestlake over 14 years ago
A little bit of action like that would certainly bring down the crime rate…
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Okay, the broad shoulders and cut biceps are one thing, but if she actually starts packing a sword I’m cancelling my subscription to her webpix. I’m really not into that scene.
Besides, I thought she severed heads with her bare hands, or her teeth…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
The celic warrior matrons of my family could slice you in half with a look.