Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 18, 2010

They just don’t make super villains the way they used to. Back in the day, he would have used a BFG 2000.

Don’t punish yourself.

Right, Coyoty, that’s *my* job.

The big guy has the Austrian voice of the California governor. A cousin?

The California governor would never attack a superhero; he’s too busy attacking public employees by trying to pay them minimum wage.

If all else fails throw the guns at him. Works 90% of the time.

Seriously, we need a Deathlok movie. In our age of BlackBerries and Smart Phones and iPads and all, it’d be a lot of fun to have an assassin who’s in a love/hate relationship with the computer in his brain.

’Puter, give me the technical specs of that power generation center!

156,000 KMv, 8.725 nb, fluffarium-infusion reaction at 46976/tA

Great! Run the plates on that black Mercedes that just pulled up!

Virginia plate SPOOK42, registered to ‘Ricardo Chaynee’, 148 outstanding parking tickets

Now this is key, ‘Puter… Calculate they payload weight for my shoulder mortar to plant a godawfulum shell in the reactor core, sufficient to blow this sucker to hell and give me time to get clear.

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Death and taxes… and DETHTAKS. All inevitable parts of being Cap.

Great artwork on the villian…and his weapons!

Fritz, that KILLED me!