Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 14, 2013
Transcript:
Dynaman: Hey, Bixby, what's with this package of underwear with my picture on it? Bixby: Okay, Dynaman, I realize that I don't represent you and I didn't ask your permission for this or give you any of the money, but - Dynaman: I don't care about that!! Look at this picture! Am I really that fat? So bulky... Bixby: No... no, in fact, I'd say you're unrecognizable as far as the law is concerned.
“Does this superhero uniform make my hair look big?”