Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 26, 2013
Transcript:
Mr. Negato: I can't implement any of my evil plans! I never expected to get Captain Victorious out of the way to use them! Listen to these: "Raise army of cloned radioactive dinosaurs," "spike water with mind-control schnapps," "redesign the atom so everything is purple..." Bixby: Well, let's just pick the most feasible one and start with that. Mr. Negato: "Create wide-spread panic by slowly melting the polar ice caps." Bixby: Eh, the dinosaur thing is more believable...
Partyalldatyme over 11 years ago
I vote for the schnapps thing.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
Steal the moon.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 11 years ago
The cat/coyote/furry thing is right. The polar ice caps are melting, and no one is panicking. Yet.
wereman over 11 years ago
hmm… the mind control thing worked pretty well for emperor mollusk.
K M over 11 years ago
Not according to the Brits, who required every presentation of Gore’s flick to be accompanied by the inconvenient truth that it’s pure propaganda.