Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 11, 2014
Transcript:
Bixby: Seriously, Cap. Superman's married, Spider-Man's married. A love interest will be good for your image! Captain Victorious: Awww! But a woman's just gonna make me clean and do chores and stuff! It's a misuse of my powers! Bixby: You mean as opposed to the way you use your powers now? Captain Victorious: Hey, I gotta use heat vision to shave my chest! It gets itchy under here, man!
What a difference a few years make…neither of them are married any more. (Though Superman’s in a serious relationship…Spidey…yeah, that’s…complicated.)