Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 23, 2014
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: How do you do that thing where you just pop back to normal after an injury? Ralston: I don't know. I just do it. Captain Victorious: Well, there's gotta be a scientific explanation for it! Ralston: Why? Captain Victorious: So it's believable! The same way superheroes have logical reason for all our superpowers! Ralston: You mean like "radioactive spider bites"? Captain Victorious: Exactly! That's hard science!!
And how exposure to gamma radiation will give you green skin and rock-hard abs but not cancer.