Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 23, 2016
June 22, 2016
June 24, 2016
Transcript:
fritz: Bixby, we're gonna have to start doing time sheets. bixby: Time sheets? bixby: What's next, photo I.D.s? Surveillance cameras? ankle monitors?? Bixby: Why don't you just have armed guards with cattle prods herding me around like a prisoner?? fritz: Because you'd probably just con them into doing your time sheets for you. bixby: That's true...
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Bixby’s missing a golden opportunity. Fill the time sheet out and say he did more work than both what he actually did and the hours he’s actually supposed to work before he get’s overtime. So he could five minutesa day and claim both an eight hour work day and three hours overtime each day.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
You say that like it were a bad thing!