Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 19, 2016
Transcript:
captain: Whaddya need money for anyway? Scrappy lad: I need a new cell phone! captain: What happened to the old one? Scrappy lad: It got damaged in battle!! captain: in battle?? What "battle" did you get into?? scrappy lad: I was using it to smash spiders...and I lost..