Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 01, 2021
January 31, 2021
February 02, 2021
Transcript:
Man: When I started this place, I thought it would be easy to compete against elves! After all, dwarves live underground, breathe soot and forge hot iron! We're as though as nails! But it turned out that dwarves are susceptible to a ton of dessert-related illnesses. You know how embarrassing it is to find out you have no natural defense against snickerdoodles?
Skeptical Meg over 3 years ago
Very?
pathamil over 3 years ago
Looks like the underground environment causes their tunics to shrink as well…
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
There IS no defense against snickerdoodles…
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
Leprechauns are easier to compete against than dwarves who make tasty cookies rather than making local GROUND hog parts into Vienna street sausages.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Me either
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
The chip riveter works with chocolate or peanut butter chips. Raisins require a press.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I would think that any dwarf who utters the word “snickerdoodle” should have his axe revoked.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I must have a natural immunity to snicker doodles, they have never been on my grocery list.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love the idea of using a rivet gun to install chocolate chips.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
So THAT’s why every picture of a dwarf shows them to be a little … chunky.