Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 19, 2022
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Transcript:
Ralston: Maybe aggression doesn't work. I'm gonna try this my way! With logic and reason! You know, statistically, car alarms don't prevent theft one bit. All they do is cause noise pollution. Man: But I get a discount on my car insurance, and I'm too stupid and lazy to learn how to turn it off. Ralston: Aggression it is, then...
Wait! The ax will fix this car alarm, but what about all the others? It would fix car alarms everywhere if you intimidated insurance companies into dropping the stupid discount. While you are at it, maybe you could also threaten the folks who sell and install after-market car alarms. It would make the world a better place.