Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 01, 2022

The fries are still hot if you pick them up at super speed. By the time delivery arrives the only thing they’re good for is making it easier to stay on your diet.

Doesn´t matter how fast you are, you still have to queue for 5 – 10 minutes and when you get back someone has taken your seat and the bartender has taken your beer.

Don’t you have heat-ray vision? So you could cook it your self.

And he’s typical of most folks then and today.

I’ve never ordered food delevery. That doesn’t mean I’ve never ordered take-out, just that I’ve had to go pick up the take-out.

Every bar I’ve ever been in (granted, that’s a somewhat limited scope) has served their own food, and the burgers have always been excellent. I don’t know what it is about bar burgers, but you just can’t beat them. So I have no idea why Cap would need to look elsewhere for a burger.

And that, of course, is to also say that all those same bars would throw you out on your ear if you brought in your own food, and certainly if you had it delivered there.