Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 21, 2022
Transcript:
Hamhock: Tyr, this weather is called "summer." Tyr: It's miserable! Hamhock: Yeah, well, you could try wearing something more comfortable. I mean, it's 95 degrees out and you're covered in fur, leather and ivory! Have you never heard of seersucker? Tyr: Do I even wanna know what kinda animal that comes from?
Seersucker comes from vampires who bit fortunetellers.