Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 05, 2022
June 04, 2022
June 06, 2022
Transcript:
Mr. Negato: I'm tired of failing all the time! Jenn Erica: Maybe I can help you! Mr. Negato: Really? Jenn Erica: Sure! I can show you how to succeed! Mr. Negato: Yes!! I'll finally succeed at evil!! Jenn Erica: Uhh... Mr. Negato: Evil and Argyle don't really mix... Jenn Erica: Not unless you're Martha Stewart! Now let's see that resume!
Martha Steward doesn’t qualify as evil. As I remember what happened, she went to jail because she didn’t know when to call her lawyer. She lied to the FBI about what she had done because she felt guilty about it, even though it had not been illegal.