Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 17, 2022
Transcript:
Tyr: Okay, boy, this is where we begin your training! I must impart to you the noble fighting spirit of the Norsemen! So have at me! Try to strike me down with your mighty battle mace! Y'know, you're lucky you're cute, because your fighting skills are awful!
LOLBeth about 2 years ago
FIRST you dip the mace in the blood of your vanquished foes, THEN you suck it like a lollipop.
RadioDial Premium Member about 2 years ago
Cute might be stretching it.
knight1192a about 2 years ago
What do you expect. You gave him a mace, not an ax. The Norse were better known for fighting with axes than maces.
Dragoncat about 2 years ago
It’s not easy to strike down your enemies while you’re teething.