Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 25, 2024

Let’s roast him and be done with this arc.

I love this! LMAO

With a tomato in his mouth?…

Rabbit’s pretty tasty, actually. Just sayin’.

Not sure this is a goal I would pursue.

Oh, yes. Bacon and eggs for first breakfast this morning.

That was true, but now pork is just dry since they got rid of the fat.

Time for a roast off!!

If you’ve ever wondered, wild pigs’ survival skill is insane fury. Should you have the enormously bad luck to run across a herd of wild pigs while out hiking, the best advice is to climb the nearest tree. If they decide to attack you – which they probably will – and they can reach you, they’ll kill you.

No joke.

Pigs are omnivores with a liking for meat. Rabbits are primarily herbivores (but will happily scavenge, see the study by Michael Peers, a Ph.D. called “Scavenging By Snowshoe Hares (Lepus americanus) In Yukon, Canada” was published in Northwestern Naturalist.) But this whole arc is beyond silly. I’ve owned enough pet bunnies to know they can chow down with the best of them.

Rabbits are smaller prey than pigs. Wild boars were generally accepted as the most ferocious game animals. To be fair, foxes and cats have had their abdomens ripped open by bunnies.