Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 07, 2024
May 06, 2024
May 08, 2024
Transcript:
captain: bixby, you gotta help scrappy lad! It's serious! bixby: *sigh* what now? captain: Well, we told him that moxie was my new sidekick, and he sorta snapped! bixby: *pffft!* What else is new? what'd he do? throw a tantrum? Scream bloody murder? shout idle threats? holler mild instincts? Captain: no, he hasn't said a word in two days... bixby: okay, so it's serious...desirable..but, no no, it's serious. lets go...
markkahler52 8 months ago
Kick him in the side….
Skeptical Meg 8 months ago
Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on?
SquidGamerGal 8 months ago
I don’t get it. Wasn’t the whole purpose of this was to get Scrappy Lad to leave you two alone?
mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago
Remember Bixby, he’s paid more for a speaking part and then, his agent makes more from his “client”.
ChessPirate 8 months ago
Now he’s really Scrappy. Take him down to the Dump… ☺
Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago
Yah, don’t question miracles. In the summer of my 15th year I did or said something that caused my mother to stop talking to me. I heard from a friend of the family that it was my fault and I needed to apologize. As I was heading off to university that year I did not need the extra distraction of my mother’s noise. Best summer ever up to that time.