In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 18, 1997
Transcript:
Obi-Wan: My client is an excellent quarterback. Coach: Your client is an excellent quarterback. Obi-Wan: He will start every game. Coach: He will start every game. Obi-Wan: You will pay him ten million dollars. Coach: We will pay him ten million dollars. Obi-Wan Kenobi, sports agent.