In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 03, 2003
August 02, 2003
August 04, 2003
Transcript:
Man: Do you come here often? Umpire: Strike one! Man: It's your lucky day because I just happen to be single. Umpire: Strike two! Man: The voices in my head told me to walk over here and talk to you. Umpire: Strike three, you're out! Man: Stinkin' ump. Umpire: I heard that.
