In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 06, 2008
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Hey, hey, hey! What is this? This ball is made of genuine leather! Yee-ow! That's cow skin!! this basketball could be one of your kinfolk. An uncle. A cousin. An aunt.....or (gasp!) even your own sainted mother!! Sometimes I hate myself for what I do to that dumb animal...but then I get over it! Mommy!