In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 17, 2009

I thought you said, “No gore.” That sounds pretty gorey to me.

obviously not a bloodless bullfight

The bulls will now fight over which one of them gets to stick him.. if it’s a clean kill, will they get the ears and the tail?

OLE!

ok, first you gotta get the toreadors mounted on fast moving horses to throw a lotta spears at him and get him to lose a lot of blood and get tired out and deprived of water… THEN in struts the matador….real brave… and even if the bull STILL is somehow strong enough to be able to nail him with a good gore shot…he isnt declared the winner of the fight ,and then allowed to return to the pasture… they keep bringing in fresh matadors off the bench until the exausted bull, suffering from loss of blood and fatigue, is finally stabbed through the skull to the cheers of the bloodthirsty fans….. what a great sport!

did I mention:

OLE!

A

A. i’m reminded of an old joke, for which the punch line is, “Some times the Matador wins, but some times the bull wins.” This looks like one of the latter times.

this is payback for all those years of tormenting their ancestors

Here’s the joke:

http://thepoormouth.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-bullfighter-and-older-joke.html

Bullfighting - invented by the same idiotic country that has bulls chase civilians down the street for fun. Bovine payback, I guess.

Sound’s like more Gore-Bull warming!

Was that the country that invented the Spanish inquisition?