In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 19, 2009

If Dewey was any closer, he’d be in back of him. (Thanks for the laughs, Groucho)

i shot hoops in my pyjamas. how they got the hoops into my pyjamas i’ll never know.

You never, ever want your nose that close to a basketball player’s armpit.

I think he’s enjoying it way too much.

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He can still jump if he tries hard.

That is (a) foul in so many ways

wouldn’t this count as a PERSONAL foul?

I believe so– violation of personal space.